Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Brian George: Dungeon Maitre D'

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Quotes 

• Dungeon Maitre D' : Ah, hello, hello! Welcome, welcome to le dungeon! Hello, I'm Falafel, maitre d' dungeon. Please allow me to show you to your cell. Come.

  [Robin hits his head on a beam above the door] 

  Dungeon Maitre D' : Duck. I always forget about that. I'm so sorry, but we cannot seat you without the proper attire.

  [indicating the other prisoners] 

  Dungeon Maitre D' : See?

  [snapping] 

  Dungeon Maitre D' : Irving.

  [a guard puts a fake black beard on Robin] 

  Dungeon Maitre D' : Ah! That's much better. And now I leave you in the capable hands of Muktar. He's our head guard.

  [a menacing guard approaches] 

  Dungeon Maitre D' : Please, it's better you cooperate with him. He's a tough guy. And if there's anything you require, please don't hesitate to scream.

  [hearing another prisoner scream] 

  Dungeon Maitre D' : Coming! We're so busy!