Splitting Heirs (1993)
Eric Idle: Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel
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Quotes
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Tommy Patel : You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.
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Adoption Agent : She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money.
Tommy Patel : How very thoughtful...
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CID Officer : We believe foul play was involved.
Tommy Patel : Surely you don't think I...
CID Officer : I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.
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Kitty : You practically date-raped me
Tommy Patel : I what? I date raped you 6 TIMES!
Kitty : Well, perhaps I did encourage you a bit.
Tommy Patel : A BIT!
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Henry Martin : I'm a hard man to kill.
Tommy Patel : [laughs] Oh I know!
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Tommy Patel : [talking about sex] You called me over!
Kitty : And you came. And I forgive you.
Tommy Patel : [sarcastic] Oh how kind!
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Tommy Patel : Piss off!
Shadgrind : Bit louder there Tommy.
Tommy Patel : FUCK OFF!
Shadgrind : Perfect!
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Tommy Patel : [voice-over, upon learning that Rick Moranis' home burned to the ground] I was doomed to an eternity in the fires of hell as a Christian and a horrendous rebirth as a Hindu.
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Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel : Typical of police to suspect me of murder, the first time that i was innocent.
