- Patricia: Let me tell you what the problem with the stupid fucking world is. All the stupid people are breeding like mad having tens and tens of kids, while the cool people aren't having any! So, the population just keeps getting stupider and stupider! I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's going down the toilet.
- Michele: I believe in love! I mean there's gotta be something for people to cling to besides TV right?
- Tommy: I suck! I don't deserve to live. I just wanna lie down in the middle of the road and get run over by a suzuki samurai.