The 5 Mrs. Buchanans (1994–1995)
Harriet Sansom Harris: Vivian Buchanan
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Quotes
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Mother Buchanan : I hear that Delilah is unhappy... and an unhappy Delilah makes an unhappy Charles... and an unhappy Charles makes an unhappy Mother Buchanan.
Vivian : And a happy Mother Buchanan would look like...?
Mother Buchanan : You may never know, Vivian.
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[Looking through a photo album.]
Mother Buchanan : That's one of me when I was young.
Bree : Why is it so blurry?
Vivian : They had just invented film.
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[On surrogate motherhood.]
Vivian : Oh, look, I love Delilah. If she'd asked to borrow money, fine. Borrow my car? Sure. But I'm sorry, my uterus is off limits!
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Jesse Buchanan : [Introducing his fiancé] Isn't she great? I met her on vacation last month at Disneyland. She worked there.
Vivian : Somehow I sensed that.
Bree : Actually, I worked at Disneyland for over seven years.
Delilah : No surprise there either.
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Vivian : Alex, I want to thank you again for letting me bring the twins by here tonight... you ever need a favor, just ask.
Alex : Actually, I do. Could you ask the twins not to play on my brand new patio furniture?
Vivian : Of course.
[turns off-screen, shouting]
Vivian : Lyndon! P.J.! If you won't stop jumping on that chaise longue, you're gonna break it! And you know you're Aunt Alex doesn't have a lot of nice things!
[turns back to Alex, smiles sweetly]
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Vivian : Oh my God, Alex. The twins have gotten hold of your cat.
Alex : Why do they have her blindfolded?
Vivian : They're playing "International Terrorist" again. It's a little game they made up.
[turns off-screen, shouting]
Vivian : Lyndon! P.J.! What have I told you about taking animals hostage?! Let her go... What?... I don't care if your demands haven't been met yet, let the kitty go!