Canadian Bacon (1995)
John Candy: Sheriff Bud Boomer
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Quotes
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Boomer : There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.
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[the Mountie explains that Honey has been taken to the capital]
Boomer : The capital, Toronto.
RCMP Officer at Headquarters : No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
Boomer : [laughing] Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
Roy Boy : Nice try, Dudley.
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[Highway patrolman tells Boomer why his graffiti must be in both English and French]
Highway Patrolman : Le Quebecois.
Boomer : Huh?
Highway Patrolman : You know. Wine drinkers. Pea soup eaters. French Canadians!
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Roy Boy : You ever see The Dirty Dozen?
Boomer : That was a cool movie.
Roy Boy : Man, that was real cool.
Boomer : Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, Ernest Borgnine...
Kabral : Jim Brown.
Roy Boy : Uh, Telly Savalas, Clint Walker...
Kabral : Jim Brown.
Boomer : Trini Lopez!
Roy Boy : Cool.
Kabral : Trini Lopez? I never could figure that one out, man. What in the hell was he doing in The Dirty Dozen, man? If I was putting together a group of murderers and cutthroats, Trini Lopez would not be in the starting lineup.
Boomer : That's why he dies first.
Roy Boy : Yeah, don't they all die?
Boomer : They all don't die.
Kabral : Jim Brown dies.
Roy Boy : Hey man, what do you expect? Of all The Dirty Dozen, this black guy's supposed to sneak in behind enemy lines and pretend he was a Kraut? Huh?
Boomer : Uh-huh?
Kabral : That's not it, man. It's just the black guy always dies. Think about it, man. Unforgiven, Alien, Rocky 4, The Shining...
Roy Boy : Star Trek 2, Forrest Gump, Witness...
Boomer : Annie Hall! Not Annie Hall...
Roy Boy : No, Night Of The Living Dead.
Boomer : That's the one!
Kabral : And what about that brother in Jurassic Park, man?
Roy Boy : Oh, that was cool.
Boomer : There was two black guys who died in that one! That was a twofer! You must be really pissed off at that one!
Kabral : I'm telling you, man. The black guy always dies first.
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Boomer : If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade.
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Boomer : I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!
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Boomer : There's not a locked door in the whole country.
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RCMP Officer at Headquarters : Welcome to Canada.
Boomer : Hold it right there, Canuck!
RCMP Officer at Headquarters : Who are you?
Boomer : I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!
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Boomer : Y'know, it's a free country. If he doesn't like it here, he can swim across the river to Canada. Lotta work there.
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Highway Patrolman : Ah, Americans. Welcome to Ontario, sportsman's paradise!
Boomer : Isn't it though.
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Boomer : What about Jurassic Park? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!