Clerks (1994)

David Klein: Hunting Cap Smoking Boy, Low I.Q. Video Customer, Hubcap Searching Customer, Angry Mourner, Angry Crowd at Door

Quotes 

• Randal Graves : You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store.

  Dante Hicks : Which ones?

  Randal Graves : All of them.

  [a series of vignettes] 

  Bed Wetting Dad : What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed?

  Video Confusion Customer : So, do you have any new movies in?

  [zoom out to see a huge sign that says "Brand New Movies" directly above her] 

  Low I.Q. Video Customer : Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?

  Randal Graves : They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the racks.

  Low I.Q. Video Customer : OOOOH! NAVY SEALS!

  Randal Graves : It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.

  Dante Hicks : You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get.

  [more vignettes] 

  Cold Coffee Lover : What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot?

  Candy Confusion Customer : So how much is this thing anyway?

  [zoom out to see a huge "99¢" sign behind her] 

  Hubcap Searching Customer : Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!