Clerks (1994)

Connie Finnerty: 'Happy Scrappy' Mom

Quotes 

• [Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter] 

  'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : Excuse me. But do you sell videotapes?

  Randal Graves : Yeah, what're you looking for?

  'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".

  Randal Graves : Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now; lemme make sure they got it.

  'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : 'Kay.

  Randal Graves : What's it called again?

  'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup".

  'Happy-Scrappy' Kid : "Happy Scrappy"!

  'Happy-Scrappy' Mom : She loves it.

  Randal Graves : Obviously.

  [into the phone] 

  Randal Graves : Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling. Customer #4352. I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking, Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rimjobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns 3", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum on Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone 2: The K-Y Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock".

  'Happy-Scrappy' Kid : "Scrappy"!

  Randal Graves : Yup. Oh, wait a minute.

  [to the woman] 

  Randal Graves : Uh, what was that called again?