Holy Matrimony (1994)
Mary Pat Gleason: Female Officer
Quotes
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Female Officer : Welcome to the U.S. of A.
Ezekiel : Thank you.
Female Officer : Do you have anything to declare?
Ezekiel : [stammering] We're visiting family in Montana for the day... visiting family in Montana for the day...
Female Officer : Okay, I heard you the first time. Do you have anything to declare?
Ezekiel : [confused] Um... family... in Montana... for the day...
Female Officer : [realizes that Zeke doesn't understand the question] Do you have anything to DECLARE? Anything you want to tell me?
Ezekiel : [thinks he's been caught] Alright, my brother robbed a fair!
[starts freaking out]
Ezekiel : Rats! In my face! All night long! I don't wanna go to jail! I hate face rats!
[faints into the steering wheel]
Havana : [tries to rouse Zeke] I am sorry. It is our honeymoon. He is just nervous.
Female Officer : He's looking a little green, isn't he?
Havana : They're still trainable that way.
Female Officer : This farming permit isn't legal in the States, so you'll have to drive. He can try again when he starts shaving.