Amy:
If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band.
Amy:
Sometimes I feel like the city is sucking away at my soul.
Jordan:
I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole.
Amy:
What is this, night of the living BRAIN-dead?
Amy:
Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead! I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
Cashier:
You told me you loved me... You told me you'd never leave me...
Amy:
What is this, Night of the Living Brain-dead? Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek. I don't know you, I've never fucking seen you before, I don't know who the fuck this 'Sunshine' is!
Amy Blue:
You're like a life support system for a cock!
Amy:
I'm so mad at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple them to your ankles. What the fuck did you have to go and tell Jordan for?
Xavier:
Tell him what?
Amy:
What do you think, doorknob? That we got together!
Xavier:
Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
Amy:
That is not the point!
Xavier:
Well, what is the point then, get it? Guilt is for married, old people!
Amy:
You're incredible. You're not even human, are you? You're like a life-support system for a cock!
Amy Blue:
When nature calls, it fucking hollers!
Peanut:
Who pissed in your Froot Loops?
Xavier:
You always have to be a pessimist, don't you? Little Miss Doom and Gloom. Well fuck you.
Xavier:
Girls have no sense of adventure.
[
Jordan is hesitant to have sex with Amy]
Jordan White:
I'm worried about catching AIDS.
Amy Blue:
But we're both virgins!
Xavier Red:
Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.
Amy Blue:
Oh my God. If i don't find my skull lighter, I'll, like, slit my wrists.
Amy Blue:
Why don't you go PASSIONATELY fuck yourself?
Amy Blue:
Eat my fuck.
Brandi:
(draws a sword) I am gonna lop his... dick off... like a chicken head.
Brandi:
But it was her! It was Kitten! That bitch... I'm gonna find her. And I'm gonna kill her.
TV Anchorwoman:
Commonly worn by satanists, homosexuals, and other dangerous cults.
Jordan:
Do you love me, babe?
Amy:
Sure! I totally do, babe.
Amy:
[
Amy and Jordan are making out in a car] Just... ugh... put your dick in me!
Jordan:
I'm... I'm trying!
Jordan White:
"I love you" can mean a lot of things... like "you'll do 'till someone better comes along," or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know that I'm supposed to say this," or "Shut up, I'm watching TV."
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first lines]
Amy Blue:
Fuck.
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last lines]
Xavier Red:
You want a Dorito?
Xavier:
What, mommy and daddy won't be all worried about their baby girl?
Amy:
My mom used to be a heroin addict, and now she's a Scientologist.
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