Monster Mash: The Movie (1995)

Ian Bohen: Scott (Romeo)

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• Scott : You'll never get away with this!

  Dr. Victor Frankenstein : That's what they told Teddy Kennedy.

• Mary : I have some skeletons in my closet.

  Scott (Romeo) : Don't worry, we all do. I once let my math teacher, Mr. Higgins, French kiss me. I was failing and I needed the grade. But it doesn't mean anything. I mean, it's not like I enjoyed it.

  Mary : No Scott, I mean literally, I have skeletons in my closet. Bones, a skull, the works!

• Scott : What are you doing here?

  Natasha : Don't pretend you didn't feel that strange electricity between us at dinner!

  Scott : I thought that was just static cling.

• Natasha : Don't waste the moment! Take me in your arms! Hold me! Crush me! Kiss me!

  Scott : What about your husband?

  Natasha : You can kiss him later.

• Igor : You, young man, will be in the blue room. Nobody's slept in here since the old master passed on to the great beyond! Dr. Frankenstein's father died in this very bed!

  Scott : How long ago was that?

  Igor : Oh, about 2:30.

• Dr. Victor Frankenstein : You've had a terrible trauma.

  Scott : I have? When?

  Dr. Victor Frankenstein : Now.