Monster Mash: The Movie (1995)

John Kassir: Igor

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• Mary : I'm sure any woman that got to know the real you wouldn't even notice your, uh...

  Igor : Hump?

  Mary : No, thanks.

• Igor : The good doctor requests your presence downstairs for some horse devourers.

  Mary : Oh, you mean hors d'oeuvres.

  Igor : You've never met the cook!

• Igor : She's mine! The girl is mine, she's mine! The doggone girl is mine!

  Count Vladimir Dracula : Look who thinks he's Michael Jackson.

• Dr. Victor Frankenstein : What a harebrained plot!

  Igor : Yes, master. Sorry for thinking.

  Dr. Victor Frankenstein : You don't get *paid* to think.

  Igor : Come to think of it, I don't get paid at all.

  Dr. Victor Frankenstein : There you go again, thinking!

• Mary : Play your hunch.

  Igor : Play with my what?

• Igor : You, young man, will be in the blue room. Nobody's slept in here since the old master passed on to the great beyond! Dr. Frankenstein's father died in this very bed!

  Scott : How long ago was that?

  Igor : Oh, about 2:30.