Under the Hula Moon (1995)

Stephen Baldwin: Buzzard Wall

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• Buzzard Wall : Visualize before you can realize, Betty. How many times I gotta tell you? You've got to believe it to achieve it!

• Buzzard Wall : I wonder what Steve McGarret would do right now.

  Maya Gundinger : Who?

  Buzzard Wall : McGarret? Jack Lord? Steve McGarret? Hawaii Five-O? Book 'em, Danno?

  Maya Gundinger : I don't get it.

• King : Buzzard. Buzzard Wall! I am King Kamehameha the Great, ancient ruler of the Hawaiian Islands. I have come to tell you that life is about making the right choice, Buzzard Wall. You are about to begin a journey. The path will be difficult. The struggle will be hard. The temptation will be great. But if you pass these tests, the meaning of your life will unfold. Under the hula moon.

  Buzzard Wall : Oh my god. King? King Kamehameha? What am I supposed to do now? How will I know? I am losing my mind.

• Buzzard Wall : Betty, if I tell you something, you'll promise not to laugh?

  Betty Wall : I promise. Get it out.

  Buzzard Wall : I think that I saw... God.

  Betty Wall : [sigh]  Oh boy.

• Bob : Come on, let's go!

  Buzzard Wall : [kissing Betty]  Coming!

  Dolly : He's only got a three foot house, where's he coming from?

• Turk Dickson : Well, well, well, little brother. Got someone else to do your dirty work for you. Just can't make a wildcat out of a pussy, now, can you?

  Buzzard Wall : You never know, Turk. But I know one thing for sure - you can't make a pussy out of an asshole, you prison bitch faggot.