The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996)
Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Pinocchio
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Quotes
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Pinocchio : [to Gepetto] How about carving me a girlfriend?
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Pinocchio : Miracles are made in the heart, papa.
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Pinocchio : [riding The Big One; thinking] A real boy. I'm a real boy. I'm a real boy!
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Pepe : [to Pinocchio] Say, do you always squish someone before being formally introduced?
Pinocchio : Are... Are you a termite?
Pepe : Oh, puh-lease!
Pinocchio : So you're not gonna eat me?
Pepe : Thanks for the offer, but I'm on a low-wood diet. Let me introduce myself. The name is... Pugnacio Elecuzio P. Elegante. Gimme a "P", an "E", a "P", an "E", put 'em all together and call me... Pepe!
Pinocchio : Pepe?
Pepe : You don't like it?
Pinocchio : It's okay.
Pepe : I'm very sensitive, you know.
Pinocchio : No, it's... it's fine.
Pepe : We can't all be called Pinocchio.
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Pastry shop baker : You're a bad boy, huh?
Pinocchio : Real bad boy.
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[Pinocchio is caught by the baker in the pastry shop eating]
Pastry shop baker : Don't eat that!
[the baker's wife walks back from the kitchen carrying a platter]
Baker's wife : I'm not eating anything.
Pastry shop baker : Not you. Look!
[the baker's wife shrieks as she sees Pinocchio making a mess of the shop eating the food; she tosses the platter towards him]
Pinocchio : Mmm! More.
Baker's wife : I'll give you more!
[the baker's wife leaves]
Pastry shop baker : You're a bad boy, huh?
Pinocchio : Real bad boy.