Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996 Video)

Gilbert Gottfried: Iago

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Quotes 

• Iago : Allow me to introduce.

  Cassim : [laughs] 

  Cassim : The King of Thieves.

  [Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie] 

  Genie : All units, we have a Code Red.

• Iago : Meet your match, Zorro!

  Cassim : Good birdie. Polly want a little?

  Iago : Say "cracker" and I let you have it on principle!

• [after Iago comes back] 

  Iago : [breathlessly]  Al's... Dad... Sa'luk...

  Princess Jasmine : [picks him up]  Just take a deep breath, Iago. Now what about Aladdin's father?

  Iago : It's Sa'luk! The guy Al beat! He's not beat; he's back! And he's got Cassim!

  Aladdin : [knowingly]  That's his problem! He chose to go back to that life.

  Genie : Al, I know your dad made a lot of bad choices - but that doesn't mean you have to.

  Princess Jasmine : He is your father. How can you do anything else?

  [Aladdin turns away and thinks about it] 

  Aladdin : I'm being as stubborn as he was.

  [after a pause] 

  Aladdin : [smiles]  Show me the way!

• Aladdin : Well, they have no where to go. We got them trapped.

  Iago : We? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me.

• Iago : [after his tail gets stuck in the stone doorway in the cave; he is left with his tail bone; sarcastically]  Oh, this is attractive!

• Iago : Does this code have any rules that don't end in death?

  Cassim : It's a strict code.

• Iago : [with his tail stuck in the door]  How bad is it?

  Abu the Monkey : [chatters and pulls Iago free] 

• Iago : You're a good guy, Cassim. But not too good.

  [laughs] 

• Genie : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Sultan of Agrabah : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Thieves : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Iago : [singing]  Look at all these presents!

  Princess Jasmine : [singing]  We're finally getting married!

  Abu the Monkey : [squeaking]  You're finally getting married!

  Aladdin : [singing]  I'm finally getting married!

• Iago : [as the thieves glare at Aladdin for finishing Sa'luk]  I thought our side won!

• Iago : [while the thieves pamper him; miserably]  Oh, I love you guys.

• The Magic Oracle : I am bound by the rule of one: one question, one answer.

  Iago : I only want one answer! Where is the ultimate treasure?

  The Magic Oracle : You've already asked your question.

  Iago : [sarcastically]  You mean before? Oh, that wasn't a question, that was just, uh, thinking out loud!

  [Genie grabs him] 

  Genie : Very loud.

• Razoul the Chief Guard : And the law is crystal clear on what we must now do.

  Princess Jasmine : Father isn't there another way?

  Sultan of Agrabah : I'm afraid there is not. Take the prisoners to the dungeon

  Iago : Dungeon?

  Sultan of Agrabah : For life.

  Iago : Life?

  [whimpers as Razoul puts a lock around his beak] 

  Genie : There are some wishes that even I can't make come true.

• Cassim : So, you little turkey, come to say goodbye?

  Iago : Nah, I already said my goodbyes.

  [He tears up suddenly] 

  Iago : Of course, the monkey had to cry, and that got me going...

• Iago : It was supposed to be a father-son outing!

  Aladdin : Go with him, Iago.

  Iago : What? You mean it?

  Aladdin : Go.

  [Iago hesitates for a beat] 

  Iago : Good luck, kid.

  [He joins Cassim]