Dunston Checks In (1996)
Graham Sack: Brian Grant
Quotes
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Brian Grant : [to Kyle] If anything happens to me, there's a box of magazines under my bed.
Kyle Grant : Yeah?
Brian Grant : Get rid of 'em, okay?
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Robert Grant : Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage.
Kyle Grant : I didn't throw him in the garbage.
Robert Grant : Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat.
Kyle Grant : He jumped off the dog walk.
Robert Grant : The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Kyle Grant : He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over.
Robert Grant : Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.
Brian : [to Kyle] Way to blow the tip, psycho.
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Brian Grant : Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.
Kyle Grant : I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.
Brian Grant : All right, the gorilla did.
Kyle Grant : When we get back, you'll see.
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Brian : Well, if you're going to be grounded in a five-star hotel it is the place to be.
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[Failing to nail Norman with the fountain in the lobby]
Kyle Grant : Uh-oh! Air shaft to basement, we have a problem!
Brian : [Through the radio] What?
Kyle Grant : We hosed a guest!
Brian : Abort mission! Repeat, abort mission!
[Kyle quickly crawls out of the air shaft]
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[to two French teenage girls]
Brian : Enjoy your stay.
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Brian : You do realize we'll probably end up living in a Motel 6?
Robert Grant : Yep! Sounds pretty good to me.