Sgt. Bilko (1996)
Glenne Headly: Rita Robbins
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Quotes
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Bilko : You manipulated me! How could you?
Rita Robbins : Why not? I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko.
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Rita Robbins : [about Bilko] I just need to find out how much he really loves me.
MSgt. Stan Sowicki : He loves you plenty.
Rita Robbins : More than he loves Las Vegas?
MSgt. Stan Sowicki : That's asking a lot.
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[Rita is standing in the church waiting for Bilko to turn up to their wedding]
Minister : My, that's a lovely dress.
Rita Robbins : Thank you, Reverend.
Minister : Is it new?
Rita Robbins : No, I wore it the last time the lying shitheel stood me up.
Minister : Ah.
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Rita Robbins : Ernie, are we going to dance tonight?
Bilko : Well, thats up to you. I remember the last time we danced I accidently stepped on your knee.
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Major Thorn : [in a movie theatre] If any of this is frightening, you can hold on to me.
Rita Robbins : [a pre-feature commercial is playing] They're dancing Raisinets.
Major Thorn : And you don't find that frightening?