Striptease (1996)

Paul Guilfoyle: Malcolm Moldovsky

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Quotes 

• Malcolm Moldowsky : I am the Congressman's right hand.

  Erin Grant : You must be a very busy man.

• Darrell Grant : You got my daughter, and now you try and kill me with a ax.

  Malcolm Moldowsky : I don't have your daughter, you're confused! And it's "*an* ax."

• Malcolm Moldowsky : This is a major disaster! Major! Unbelievable! Without doubt, the most ludicrous piece of human behavior...

  Congressman David Dilbeck : It's never gonna happen again, Malcolm. I've got it under control. See, I just love naked women. It's a character flaw. And God's testing me now...

  Malcolm Moldowsky : Oh, will you shut up, you idiot!

  Congressman David Dilbeck : You can't talk to me like that. I'm a United States Congressman!

  Malcolm Moldowsky : I can't? When you go psycho in a girlie bar six weeks before the election, what should I call you? Winston Freaking Churchill? It was all I could do to keep Willie Rojo from coming in here and strangling you with his bare, freaking hands!

• Congressman David Dilbeck : Everybody has a bad night, especially if they're under the pressure, like we are, under the public eye of...! Who recognized me?

  Malcolm Moldowsky : His name is Jerry Killian. And he's waiting outside.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : Now?

  Malcolm Moldowsky : Now! We gotta move on this thing before we get eaten alive!

  Congressman David Dilbeck : Move on what? I mean, if this is a shakedown, just get Willie to pay him like he always does. Why drag me into it...?

  Malcolm Moldowsky : Because... it's not about money.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : It's not?

  Malcolm Moldowsky : No. He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut to reverse a child custody case, of some stripper.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : Who he's sleeping with? You know, this is disgraceful! This is disgraceful, to have a man, like me, who has to deal with...!

  Malcolm Moldowsky : He's not sleeping with her.

  Congressman David Dilbeck : [stops, uncomprehending]  Well, then why... why does her care?

  Malcolm Moldowsky : Because he's nuts! That's why he's dangerous! I mean, if he was sleeping with her, then I could deal with him, man-to-man, but this is... this is fruitcake love here.

• [When Dilbeck fails to appear on stage at a fundraiser, Erb rushes into his hotel suite, looking for him] 

  Malcolm Moldowsky : [motioning to the bedroom]  Get him out of there. Preferably with his clothes on.