Dead Man on Campus (1998)
Corey Page: Matt
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Quotes
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Matt : [after he gets caught singing a show tune by Cooper] Oh fuck me!
Cooper : What were you just doing?
Matt : What? Nothing!
Cooper : Oh no, don't tell me nothing, you were just singing a show tune!
Matt : You're crazy, I'd never do that.
Cooper : You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes!
Matt : I am suicidal.
Cooper : You're not even depressed!
Matt : Of course I'm depressed, look at me.
[hunches over]
Matt : I'm very fucking depressed.
Cooper : You fucking poser!
Matt : [loses his accent] Hey man, I'm not a fucking...
Cooper : You're not even British!
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Matt : [singing] My words in my sperm, spewing forth my tragic...
Matt : What the fuck do you two what?
Josh : Are you a musician?
Cooper : Are you in a band?
Matt : Kiss... My... Arse.
Josh : What?
[Josh and Cooper look at each other puzzled]
Matt : That's the name of the bleeding band.
Josh : Oh, you're gonna be playing the big pre-finals party.
Matt : Yeah, that's right - if I'm still around.
Cooper : What do you mean?
Matt : And who the fuck are you? Fucking Kurt Löder?
Matt : WOULD YOU PISS OFF AND SHUT MY FUCKING DOOR!
[Josh and Cooper hurriedly close the door, but remain in the room]
Matt : Piss off!
Josh : Oh, Piss off.
Cooper : [On the way out of the room] What the fuck does piss off mean?