- Edison: I got fired.
- Ty: Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?
- Edison: Nothing... okay I knocked over a soda.
- Ty: That's it?
- Edison: A case of soda.
- Zak: Soda?
- Edison: Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.
- Freemont: I'd like to take the high road to your ass with my shoe.
- Grace Kosik: I think I'd rather enjoy that.
- Armand McMillan: Time for my pills. Doc's got me on so damn many, I rattle when I walk.
- [dispenses them from a change belt]
- Ms. Krubavitch: [showing Edison's house to potential buyers] Looked better when it was a crack house...