The Mighty (1998)

Kieran Culkin: Kevin Dillon

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Quotes 

• Kevin Dillon : Every word is part of a picture. Every sentence is a picture. All you do, is let your imagination connect them together. If you have an imagination that is.

• Kevin : Guess what I got for Christmas, Mr. Kane.

  Kenny Kane : Well I don't know...

  Kevin : A squirt gun, and a chemistry set. Good old reliable H2SO4, sulfuric acid. Oily, colorless, and able to strip the paint off a car in 2 seconds. So ask yourself, do I feel lucky today?

• Kevin : Think of it as a business partnership: you need brains, and I need legs - and the Wizard of Oz doesn't live in South Cincinnati.

• Maxwell Kane : Why am I always the one who ends up knee deep in crap?

  Kevin Dillon : Just think of it as Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.

• Kevin Dillon : Oh, so you're a pacifist.

  Maxwell Kane : A what?

  Kevin Dillon : A pacifist. "Pass on the fists"? Get it?

  [pause] 

  Kevin Dillon : Right, it's not my best material.

• Kevin : A knight proves his worthiness by his deeds.

• Kevin : An Ornithopter is defined as an experimental device, propelled by flapping wings.

  Gwen : That's a big word for a mechanical bird.

  [shifting her voice] 

  Gwen : Congratulations, Mrs. Dillion. It was a tough delivery, but you've given birth to a healthy 7-pound dictionary.

  [smiling] 

  Gwen : You must be very proud.

• Maxwell Kane : I really don't like rats!

  Kevin : Well, somewhere down there, a rat is saying, I really don't like Max.

• Maxwell Kane : [referring to Kevin's homemade squirt gun]  What did you *really* put in that thing?

  Kevin : Oh, just some soap, and vinegar, and chili pepper.

• Kevin : It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons.

  Maxwell Kane : It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.

• Kevin : A band of highwaymen ambushed the queen of Saxony in the north road. They stole her chest, no pun intended.