Nowhere (1997)

Beverly D'Angelo: Dark's Mom

Quotes 

• Dark's Mom : Uh! It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long were you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off!

  Dark Smith : Shut-up shut-up shut-up shut-up!

• Dark's Mom : Dark, are you in there? Hurry up. I need to wash this crap off my face.

  Dark : I'll be out in a minute.

  Dark's Mom : Honey, I have to rot my life away in a 9-to-5 hellhole to support your lazy, juvenile delinquent ass, remember?

  Dark : Give me a minute.

  Dark's Mom : Dark? Honey? Doll? My little ray of sunshine? Open up this mother-humping door NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!