Trojan War (1997)
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Leah Jones
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Quotes
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Leah : This is your big move?
Brad : Do you remember Crayola Crayons?
Leah : Huh?
Brad : They had this one color oh, what was it called... um... oh yeah, Blizzard Blue. That was my favorite color in the world, and until tonight I didn't know why. It's the very color of your eyes.
Leah : My eyes?
Brad : Yeah, Ya know I... I schedule my entire day just to get a glimpse of you, a-and it could be the worst day ever. But seeing you, makes everything okay.
Leah : It does?
Brad : Yeah, it does. I don't know why, But I wanna know.
[he leans in to kiss her]
Brad : To know you more. I want to know you today, tomorrow, forever.
[Brad pauses]
Brad : Eh? It was pretty good, huh? Took me six months to memorize that.
Leah : Yeah, and it'll take you six months to forget!
[she shoves him off the bed]
Brad : What? You didn't like it?
Leah : Christ, I think I'm gonna gag.
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Leah : Check this, Valetino, okay? We've been friends since like, sperm and everytime you get hurt I have to be um, nice to you for a good two weeks, and I hate that so, let me school you on what's going to happen tonight. Sit.
Brad : You, be Brooke? Right.
Leah : Yeah, it's really quite simple to do. Just think bobbing head doll. Ready?
[in valley girl accent]
Leah : Hi! I'm Brooke. I'm a vapid, vacant, vacuous girly girl. Tee-hee-hee-hee.
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Leah : Wait a minute.
Brad : What?
Leah : Let me see your hand, Brad.
Brad : What?
Leah : Your hand.
Brad : My hand?
Leah : Yes.
[he holds out his left hand and she slaps it]
Leah : Other one.
Brad : What? It's...
Leah : God! It's been four days since she scribbled there, don't you bathe?
Brad : Yeah, I bathe! Plenty!
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Leah : I'm vacating this switchlized adolescent display of hedenistic amorality.
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Leah : [talking to herself] Yeah, I don't l know why I do this, I mean, he can't just expect me to take care of things all the time and ugh, for a girly girl, ugh, Leah to the rescue to help the crook. Ugh.
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Leah : This is so stupid. This is so stupid, I - I should just tell him how I feel, just say it ya know, just say "Brad, you rock, man." Oh, God, so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.