Volcano (1997)

Marcello Thedford: Kevin

Quotes 

• [after an earthquake-induced fender bender] 

  Kevin : [seeing the cops coming]  Oh, we cool now! It's the LAPD!

  Scared Driver : [hiding in the church]  Hey, Officer! How about giving us a ride back to civilization, please?

  Kevin : Hey, you gonna come out or what! This is *our* hood!

  Terry Jasper : Hey, you want to calm down and tell me what this is about?

  Kevin : You wanna get outta my face!

  Terry Jasper : HEY! If I'm in your face you're gonna KNOW IT! All right, BRO!

  Kevin : Huh, Right!

• Kevin : Yo man, my street's on fire you gotta get some trucks down there.

  L.A. Fire Chief : What Street?

  Kevin : What Street? You know the one with the smoke coming out of it, Stanley right over there.

  L.A. Fire Chief : We'll get to you as soon as we get this under control.

  Kevin : But, there won't be any houses left by then man.

  L.A. Fire Chief : Look, I'm sorry. We'll get to you as soon...

  Kevin : [grabbing the fire chief's arm]  Yo! I'm talking about people's houses, and you're over here saving museums.

  L.A. Fire Chief : You wanna get this guy off me.

  Terry Jasper : Hey.

  Kevin : Oh great. Mark Fuhrman.

  Terry Jasper : Gimme your hands.

  [grabs Bud's hands and cuffs him] 

  Kevin : Yo! Get your goddamn hands off me man.

  Bud McVie : What's going on?

  Terry Jasper : He was harassing a fire fighter.

  Kevin : Bullshit. I was asking that guy for help.

  Bud McVie : This is stupid. Let him go.

  Terry Jasper : I'm taking him in.

  Bud McVie : All right he's all yours.

  Kevin : Shouldn't you be saving lives?

  Terry Jasper : Don't move!