The Mummy (1999)

Omid Djalili: Warden Gad Hassan

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Quotes 

• Hangman : [Rick is about to be hanged]  Any last requests, pig?

  Rick : Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.

  [the hangman says something to the warden in Arabic] 

  Warden Gad Hassan : [angrily]  Of course we don't let him go!

  [the hangman smacks Rick on the back of the head] 

• Warden Gad Hassan : O'Connell! O'Connell! What are we going to do? What are we going to do?

  Rick : Wait here! I'll go get help!

  Warden Gad Hassan : Right!

  [Rick jumps overboard] 

• Evelyn : So, what exactly is this man in prison for?

  Warden Gad Hassan : Well, this I did not know. But when I heard you were coming, I asked him that myself.

  Warden Gad Hassan : [to workers in Arabic]  Hurry up!

  Evelyn : And what did he say?

  Warden Gad Hassan : He said he was just looking for a good time.

• Evelyn : Where are they taking him?

  Warden Gad Hassan : To be hanged. Apparently, he had a *very* good time.

• Evelyn : I will give you one hundred pounds to save this man's life.

  Warden Gad Hassan : Madame, I would *pay* one hundred pounds just to see him hang.

  Evelyn : Two! Two hundred pounds!

  Warden Gad Hassan : [to hangman]  Proceed.

  Evelyn : Three hundred pounds!

  [cut to scenes between Rick, the hangman, and the warden, then come back] 

  Evelyn : Five hundred pounds!

  Warden Gad Hassan : [looks at her]  And what else?

  [puts his hand on her thigh] 

  Warden Gad Hassan : I'm a very lonely man.

• Warden Gad Hassan : [Rick is hanging from the noose]  Ha, ha! His neck did not break! Oh, I'm so sorry. Now, we must watch him strangle to death.

  Evelyn : [after a pause]  He knows the location to Hamunaptra.

  Warden Gad Hassan : You lie.

  Evelyn : I would never!

  Warden Gad Hassan : Are you telling me this filthy, godless son of a pig knows where to find the City of the Dead?

  Evelyn : Yes.

  Warden Gad Hassan : Truly?

  Evelyn : Yes! And if you cut him down, we will give you... ten percent.

  Warden Gad Hassan : Fifty percent.

  Evelyn : Twenty!

  Warden Gad Hassan : Forty!

  Evelyn : Thirty!

  Warden Gad Hassan : Twenty-five!

  Evelyn : Ah! Deal!

  Warden Gad Hassan : [giving in]  Agh! Cut him down!

• Jonathan : [about a noise]  What was that?

  Rick : Sounds like... bugs.

  Evelyn : [to the warden]  He said bugs.

  Warden Gad Hassan : What do you mean, bugs? I hate bugs!

• Jonathan : [from deleted scene] 

  [as they are riding on camels, Jonathan accuses the Warden of things] 

  Jonathan : ... and you snore.

  Warden Gad Hassan : I do not snore.

  Jonathan : All night you snored.

  Warden Gad Hassan : Break wind, maybe, but snore? *Never*!

  Jonathan : And then there was the drooling. Anyway, how would you know? You were asleep.

• Warden Gad Hassan : No more goat soup.

• Warden Gad Hassan : [as Rick is about to lower himself into a pit]  Hey, look for bugs. I *hate* bugs.