Lost in Space (1998)

Gary Oldman: Dr. Smith, Spider Smith

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Quotes 

• Will Robinson : [after seeing the old ship 20 years into the future]  Oh shit!

  Dr. Zachary Smith : A boy of your intelligence should never swear.

  [Smith sees the old ship] 

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Oh shit. Indeed.

• [Why the others should believe his warning about the spiders] 

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Trust me, Major. Evil knows evil.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Like the drip, drip, drip of blood...

  Major West : You really need to shut up.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : You'll forgive me if I forgo the kiss, my sleeping behemoth. But the time has come to awake.

  Robot : Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. One, preserve the Robinson Family. Two, Maintain ship systems. Three

  Dr. Zachary Smith : What noble charges my steely centurion. Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you.

  Robot : Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family. Destroy all systems.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Now that's more like it. Farewell my platinum-plated-pal. Give my regards to oblivion.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Never fear, Smith is here.

• Monster Smith : Haven't you made the doorway... too small?

  Older Will : Not for me. But then, I'm not going, am I? The spiders didn't kill the girls. It was you. I just didn't let myself see it. You kept me alive because you needed me. Because I could build this for you.

  Monster Smith : Poor, poor boy. Did you think that I would let you go? After all that I have become? Look at me. I am no mere man.

  [He takes off the clothes covering him to reveal a spider/human figure] 

  Monster Smith : I am a god. Within these eggsacks lives a monster race of spiders. We shall descend upon helpless Earth. An entire planet on which to rule. An entire planet on which to feed! Time to die, *son*.

  Older Will : I'm not your son!

• Will Robinson : Oh, shit.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : A boy of your intelligence should never swear... Oh, shit.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Give my regards to oblivion.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : [reprogramming the future Robot]  Let's try this again, shall we? You are the puppet, I am the puppeteer. Do try to get it right this time...

• Monster Smith : You should have killed me when you had the chance.

  John Robinson : You know, you're right. I couldn't kill the man...

  [takes out on of Will's science fair plaques as an improvised weapon] 

  John Robinson : But I can kill the monster!

• Dr. Zachary Smith : It's the world behind the world Dr. Robinson. Lie once, cheat twice, and everything becomes clear.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : I'm a doctor, not a space explorer.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Black was always my colour.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : I loathe children.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : You can't do it can you? You can't kill the man without becoming the monster.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Major West, I highly recommend you never breed. That, by the way, is my medical opinion.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : [to Will Robinson]  Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Something you should abide by on this world or any other, never trust anyone. Especially me.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Sarcasm is the recourse of the weak mind.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : [to the Robot]  Unhand me, you mechanical moron.

• [after attacking Dr. Smith] 

  Monster Smith : I never liked me anyway.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Oh, be still my foolish heart.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : Nothing good can come of this.