Lost in Space (1998)

Dick Tufeld: Robot

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Quotes 

• Dr. Zachary Smith : You'll forgive me if I forgo the kiss, my sleeping behemoth. But the time has come to awake.

  Robot : Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. One, preserve the Robinson Family. Two, Maintain ship systems. Three

  Dr. Zachary Smith : What noble charges my steely centurion. Sadly I fear you have far more dire deeds in store for you.

  Robot : Robot is on-line. Reviewing primary directives. Two hours into mission destroy Robinson family. Destroy all systems.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Now that's more like it. Farewell my platinum-plated-pal. Give my regards to oblivion.

• [as Will looks for parts to Robot's body] 

  Will Robinson : Relax, Robot. I'm going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.

  Robot : Oh, ha ha.

• Robot : Will Robinson! I will tell you a joke! Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was carbon bonded to the chicken!

  Will Robinson : We've got a *lot* of work to do.

• Robot : It sounds like old morse code.

  Will Robinson : What does it say?

  Robot : Danger, Will Robinson, danger.

• Maureen Robinson : Get the hell out of there!

  Robot : [being controlled by Will]  Mom says, get the hell out of there!

• Robot : Destroy Robinson family.