A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Elisa Donovan: Cambi

Quotes 

• Doug Butabi : I was wondering...

  [Doug reaches behind Cambi's neck and grabs the tag on her dress while they're sitting on the bed] 

  Cambi : What are you doing?

  Doug Butabi : Checking your label. Just as I thought: Made in Heaven.

  Cambi : [Irritated]  Doug, I think you're past the opening lines.

  Doug Butabi : [Swallows nervously]  Hey, hey, hey! Is that a mirror in your pocket?

  Cambi : What?

  Doug Butabi : 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

  Cambi : [Grabs Doug's collar and pulls him in close]  Doug, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

  Doug Butabi : [laughs nervously and then stops, shocked]  Umm... What?

• Cambi : Yeah, yeah, Joanie loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flyin' fuck about Joanie?

• Cambi : I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads.

  Vivica : Now, see, that's the problem with nightclubs. Poor schmucks look just the same as rich schmucks.

• Cambi : There you are. We got scared.

  Doug Butabi : Of who, we'll kick his ass.

  Cambi : No, we got scared someone stole you away from us.

  Doug Butabi : Oh...

  [Gets it] 

  Doug Butabi : OH, like some other girls would steal us away.

  Steve Butabi : Oh...

  Steve Butabi : [getting it]  OH!

• Doug Butabi : Cambi, do you like blueberries or strawberries?

  Cambi : Why?

  Doug Butabi : Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

• Cambi : Guys, consider what we did for you last night a favor. Now do us a favor - and never talk to us again!