Jeannie Hsieh: Seetou
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Quotes
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[after nearly getting run over by Zebrata and Maililia]
Bulma : Hey, did you buy your license? Stupid jerks! What are they doing here, riding in funny trucks like that, and not directly as well?... They're headed in the same direction as me!
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Son Goku : Are you really a girl?
Bulma : Have you never seen a woman before?
Son Goku : No, but Granddad told me there are two kinds of people: one's boys, and the other are girls! So you must be the other kind of people, right?
Bulma : Yes! A boy and girl, apart from physical differences, are basically the same.
Son Goku : Oh, yeah, I remember he said that a girl's chest is bigger than a boy's. Hey, can I take a look?
Bulma : Hey, you can't touch me!
Son Goku : My grandpa said that too, he said a boy mustn't touch a girl. He said that those who do are called...
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Bulma : Oh, no...
Son Goku : Hey, what's wrong?
Bulma : I saw a couple of trucks moving on, and those people were mean and nasty! They were headed towards your house!
Son Goku : So what if they were going there?
Bulma : I think those people were after your Dragon Pearl! Your granddad could be in danger!
Son Goku : Will they kill Granddad?
Bulma : It's possible!
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[Roshi summons the Nimbus]
Son Goku : What is that?
Yamcha : You're stupid!
Son Goku : You know, do you?
Yamcha : It's his magic cloud!
Turtle Man : Right! I captured this cloud many, many centuries ago, and I imbued it with magic powers and turned it into my private car! And the magic cloud has one specialty: people who are dishonest and have an impure mind, will never be able to get on it!
Bulma : So then, you can sit on it?
Turtle Man : ME?... Of course I can! I'll show you now!
[jumps on the Nimbus]
Turtle Man : See that? I'm an honest man! My mind is pure too! That's why I'm able to get on this cloud! Right, go! Move it! Fly!
[the Nimbus throws him off]
Turtle Man : Goddamn you lazybones, how dare you make a fool out of me in front of a pretty girl!
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Pansy : I had a very good father and mother, and we lived in a peaceful village. But the baddies destroyed it, because of the Dragon Pearl!
Bulma : Dragon Pearl?
Son Goku : Bad guys? Who are these guys?
Pansy : The leader is a terrible monster. He kept hundreds of mean cyborgs. They killed everyone in the village and then they blew up the village! My father, in order to protect the Dragon Pearl, stayed behind and was killed too. My mother went back for my father, and then she was killed! The monster took our Dragon Pearl; it turns out he also owns a Dragon Pearl. Both my parents are dead. My home is destroyed. I've been wandering on my own since then. I have nowhere to go.
Son Goku : Seetou, could these be the same people who stole my Dragon Pearl?
Bulma : It's got to be! So then, they took the Pearl from Jen's village, and now they've stolen Monkey Boy's Pearl too! That means they have three Dragon Pearls now! And I have one Pearl...
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Turtle Man : [cackles] My pretty little lady, do you want to have this Dragon Pearl?
[holds out his own Pearl]
Bulma : If you're willing to part with it, of course I'll take it!
Turtle Man : I'm gonna let you have it, but... uh... you have to do something for it!
Bulma : So what do you want?
Turtle Man : I've been living on this remote island for all my life, and I've never seen a girl as pretty as you! So I... so I... well... I want... I want to see you without any clothes on!
Oolong : How dare you, you dirty old man! How can you think of something as low as that?
Son Goku : Master, that's too much!
Turtle Man : Hey, kid, sex is human nature!
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Bulma : Monkey Boy, there are seven Pearls!
Son Goku : Seven?
Bulma : Didn't you know that?
Son Goku : No, I didn't. Grandpa said I must protect it. He never mentioned to me there were seven Pearls.
Bulma : There are seven altogether, and there's a secret about them! It's said when the seven Pearls are put together, the sky will open up and a huge dragon will appear. When you see him, you can make a wish, and ask for anything!
Son Goku : Is that true?
Pansy : I've heard that before! That must be the reason that evil monster steals the Pearls!
Bulma : That must be it! That evil monster... we must try and stop him! He can't succeed!
Pansy : But that monster is too powerful for us! We'll need to get us some help! My mother told me to go to the Turtle Man! Only he can kill the monster!
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Bulma : Hey, don't touch my Pearl!
Son Goku : Is that Pearl yours?
Bulma : Of course it's mine, my father gave it to me!
Son Goku : I've got one at home too!
Bulma : Huh? Do you really? Mine has five stars, how many stars does yours have?
Son Goku : It's got four!
Bulma : WOW! I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT! YAY, I FOUND IT!
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Turtle Man : You have a Dragon Pearl?
Bulma : Yes, I have a Five-Star Pearl!
Son Goku : My granddad had one too, but the baddies stole it from him!
Pansy : My home had one too, and the baddies stole it from us!
Bulma : Now these baddies have three Pearls, and they're trying to find the other four Pearls! We heard that your kung-fu was good, and we came to ask you to help us stop the evil monsters!
Pansy : [goes on her knees] They destroyed our village! Master, please help us stop these evil people!
Turtle Man : Get up, there's no need for that! Don't you worry! That monster may have three Pearls, but they're no good unless you get all seven of them together, you know that? And without me, he'll never be able to achieve what he wants!
Bulma : Why's that?
Turtle Man : Because I have in my possession a Two-Star Dragon Pearl! Without it, how can he get what he wants, eh?
[presents it]
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[Westwood hands over his Pearl]
Bulma : A Six-Star Pearl. Oh, thank you!
[Seetou kisses Westwood, who falls over in shock]
Turtle Man : Aah, what a useless boy! Useless youngsters! I would give my life, to have a girl kiss me!
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Bulma : Hey, I've got an idea...
Bulma : [to Piggy] You strip for him!
Oolong : HUH? ME strip for HIM? If I took off all my clothes, he wouldn't want to look even if I paid him!
Bulma : I mean that you change into me. Then he'll think he's looking at me, when he's actually looking at you!
Son Goku : That's great? Did you hear that?
Oolong : Huh? You want ME to bare all for that sex maniac?... Okay, but you gotta pay too!
Bulma : What do YOU want?
Oolong : Well, he'll see the top... I'll see the bottom!
Bulma : Listen, Piggy, when you change into me, you'll be able to see the whole body.
Oolong : Oh, yeah! How come I'm so stupid? I'll change right now!
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[Monkey Boy and Seetou ride an elephant]
Bulma : [to Monkey Boy] You know, you're clever. If you hadn't gotten me these wheels, we wouldn't have come this far!
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Turtle Man : But then, why'd Westwood tell me one of you wanted to fight me?
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[a turtle shell is seen floating on the water]
Pansy : Master!
Bulma : Master!
Oolong : Master, you're still alive!
Turtle Man : [wading out of the ocean, half-naked] Are you kidding? Nobody can get rid of ME that easily!... But still, my house is destroyed, and my Dragon Pearl stolen! These people will not get away with this!
