- Gentleman Joe: Listen - it's the man that sees what's a-comin' that gets rich, and I reckon I'm the only man in these parts that knows what the West is a-shootin' at. So I have acquired all the property around here - I'm a-gonna subdivide it into town lots. And when automobiles and talkin' pictures is invented, why, the missus and I will be on easy street!
- Lulu: I want to be made young again. You see, I'm in a spot where I gotta quit bein' a woman that's overlooked, and be one that's looked over.