Who ever produced this piece of crap was obviously just wanting to get their hands on the hot girl's TA-TA's. Who could blame him, she is hot as hell. While she was a good choice for the screaming booby chic, the rest of the film left me wondering how many people did it take to make this flick. The sound sucks, the camera work is not that bad but when that's the only good comment about a movie it has to leave you wondering. What's up with the 3-D sections in the film? Why did they not include the glasses with the overpriced version of "The attack of the killer tomatoes". Oops! I apologize to the producers of "The attack of the killer tomatoes". Their movie, at least, was able to get some recognition. I should have been in this movie so that I could say that this is the worst film ever produced. Who did produce this film? Some nobody I guess.
11 Reviews
Buy it
swatkins15 February 2002
Buy this film. When Mystery Science Theatre 3000 comes calling and you hold the unedited 3-D rerelease version, you'll thank me.
The fantastic special effects (i.e. the 'Vampire Meter'), the breaks into broadway quality dance numbers, and the heaving breasts are gravy. Add this crapography to your Video/DVD collection TODAY.
I recommend you watch it in full theater surround, with your center channel adjusted -5dB, and the treble in the rear surrounds down just a bit. This will truely maximize the audio experience.
Kudos to Raymond "Midas Touch" Honeycutt for completing another golden project.
The fantastic special effects (i.e. the 'Vampire Meter'), the breaks into broadway quality dance numbers, and the heaving breasts are gravy. Add this crapography to your Video/DVD collection TODAY.
I recommend you watch it in full theater surround, with your center channel adjusted -5dB, and the treble in the rear surrounds down just a bit. This will truely maximize the audio experience.
Kudos to Raymond "Midas Touch" Honeycutt for completing another golden project.
Pretty Damn Awful
kbane712 February 2002
It has been my not so great pleasure to sit through some bad films, but Sorority House Vampires takes the cake. The dialogue is awful, the head vampire looks like Karen Carpenter at the end of her days, and at the end it breaks down into a musical. I have a personal vendetta against Executive Producer Raymond Honeycutt now for bringing this abortion of a movie back to life. Although it did have naked broads in it so it really wasn't that bad.
Worst movie ever made?
trancejeremy4 July 2004
I got this movie as part of a 10 movie, $15 set called "Curse of the Dead". A company puts out these 10 and 20 packs of horror movies on DVD, and as a sucker for cheesy horror movies, I keep buying them. Most are actually Italian ones from the 70s (and some are okay), but there is an assortment of other movies. Like this.
It starts off with an attractive topless asian woman dancing for about 10 minutes, while the credits roll. From there, it gets much worse, and much less coherent.
Basically, there's this skanky vampire lady, and she turns all these other people, who don't really appear to be college students or even in their 20s (mid 30s, looks like) into some sort of zombie creatures. Then the zombie creatures attack the remaining few non-zombies. But there's no special effects or makeup or blood. It's almost like a LARP. Only dorkier.
When I was a kid, I made Godzilla movies using a toy godzilla, army men, and fireworks. That had higher production values and video quality than this movie. And better acting. (Less nudity, though).
I mean, it's really awful. It's not even amateurish.
It starts off with an attractive topless asian woman dancing for about 10 minutes, while the credits roll. From there, it gets much worse, and much less coherent.
Basically, there's this skanky vampire lady, and she turns all these other people, who don't really appear to be college students or even in their 20s (mid 30s, looks like) into some sort of zombie creatures. Then the zombie creatures attack the remaining few non-zombies. But there's no special effects or makeup or blood. It's almost like a LARP. Only dorkier.
When I was a kid, I made Godzilla movies using a toy godzilla, army men, and fireworks. That had higher production values and video quality than this movie. And better acting. (Less nudity, though).
I mean, it's really awful. It's not even amateurish.
So bad it's....BAD!
wes42013 February 2002
This movie is so bad that it would stand with the likes of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and other schlock epics. If you like good movies, then stay away from this one. But if you like your movies extra cheesy with a high count of boobies, then this is the one. Highly recommended!
slowly sucking the life from my body
web115 February 2002
The Plot had Less depth than a gold fish bow. A trained monkey could have more vision and art direction. Some one should stop this guy from making movies... This man has to be on the FBI's "priority watch" list(s)...the girls WERE hot though...
Exactly what it sounds like, which is awesome
screamqueenbteam26 December 2021
Okay, I understand this movie is not for everyone and I certainly wouldn't suggest that some of these one-star reviews are unnecessarily harsh and disingenuous. What I can say with absolute certainty is that this mid-nineties shot-on-video epic is definitely for me and I sincerely love it. Like, I literally watch it all the time.
Plot-wise, it's basically sorority pledges versus a vampire queen and her undead minions. In terms of actual content, it's a goofy horror-comedy with a ton of jokes and funny sequences. If you can't enjoy an "Everyone Attack Now" music video, surfer-dude subtitles, and zombie fashion shows, then why even watch a movie called Sorority House Vampires From Hell?
Yes, sometimes the audio is a little low and other elements might be a bit rough around the edges-but by SOV standards it's still way above average overall. Plus, every B-horror quota is met while passing the Bechdel test many times over. It's a gyno-centric (to borrow some Troma vocabulary) horror parody that is (I think) consistently entertaining throughout.
Those looking for high-brow cinema should definitely keep moving, but SOV junkies need to check this out! It's available in several multipacks, all of which can be found for cheap. No excuses!
Plot-wise, it's basically sorority pledges versus a vampire queen and her undead minions. In terms of actual content, it's a goofy horror-comedy with a ton of jokes and funny sequences. If you can't enjoy an "Everyone Attack Now" music video, surfer-dude subtitles, and zombie fashion shows, then why even watch a movie called Sorority House Vampires From Hell?
Yes, sometimes the audio is a little low and other elements might be a bit rough around the edges-but by SOV standards it's still way above average overall. Plus, every B-horror quota is met while passing the Bechdel test many times over. It's a gyno-centric (to borrow some Troma vocabulary) horror parody that is (I think) consistently entertaining throughout.
Those looking for high-brow cinema should definitely keep moving, but SOV junkies need to check this out! It's available in several multipacks, all of which can be found for cheap. No excuses!
So terrible - So painful
Dr. Gore7 August 2004
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This movie is awful. Beyond terrible. Nothing can save it from the fiery death it deserves. I was suckered into buying a ten pack of DVD's because of this movie. How could I, a mortal man, resist the call of a movie called "Sorority House Vampires from Hell"? I'm only human! I bought it as a gift for my cousin's birthday. We are now scared to watch the other nine movies. If I was a real man, I'd watch them all back to back until my soul is ripped from my body. We watched "Busty Cops" later that night so we bounced back a little bit.
In order to describe this nightmare, I'd have to think about it. That would mean my brain may explode. I had broken my toe a day before watching this. After viewing this atrocity, the pain in my head was actually greater than the pain in my toe. The movie starts off with a bunch of naked women dancing around to rock music. So far, so naked. Then the movie runs headfirst into complete incoherence. Some thin woman wants to suck some blood and there's a sorority and some other stuff and I had no idea what was going on. This movie is seriously terrible. There are a couple of topless women but the movie is filmed so incompetently that it's hard to see their breasts. Only naked women could have saved this one.
I order this movie back to Hell! Take your ten pack of pain with you, demon spawn!
This movie is awful. Beyond terrible. Nothing can save it from the fiery death it deserves. I was suckered into buying a ten pack of DVD's because of this movie. How could I, a mortal man, resist the call of a movie called "Sorority House Vampires from Hell"? I'm only human! I bought it as a gift for my cousin's birthday. We are now scared to watch the other nine movies. If I was a real man, I'd watch them all back to back until my soul is ripped from my body. We watched "Busty Cops" later that night so we bounced back a little bit.
In order to describe this nightmare, I'd have to think about it. That would mean my brain may explode. I had broken my toe a day before watching this. After viewing this atrocity, the pain in my head was actually greater than the pain in my toe. The movie starts off with a bunch of naked women dancing around to rock music. So far, so naked. Then the movie runs headfirst into complete incoherence. Some thin woman wants to suck some blood and there's a sorority and some other stuff and I had no idea what was going on. This movie is seriously terrible. There are a couple of topless women but the movie is filmed so incompetently that it's hard to see their breasts. Only naked women could have saved this one.
I order this movie back to Hell! Take your ten pack of pain with you, demon spawn!
All the boobs in the world couldn't keep this wreck afloat
L_Ron_Hagar31 July 2004
The audio quality is so bad on this "movie" that you can hear only half the dialog. The other half is so awkward and awkwardly delivered that unless you were personally involved in the production, you would never be able to extract the plot summary from watching it. Video tape that converts girls to vampires? Evil vampire leader? Women enslaved as mutant breeders? Sounds great! That was *this* movie?!
Sorority House Vampires has all the coherence, production value, and acting prowess of an 80s porn tape. If you're interested in that level of quality in non-pornographic entertainment as well, you may well enjoy this movie. But I'm a fan of B horror movies and any movie that shows boobs, and I couldn't even ride this one through the finish line.
Sorority House Vampires has all the coherence, production value, and acting prowess of an 80s porn tape. If you're interested in that level of quality in non-pornographic entertainment as well, you may well enjoy this movie. But I'm a fan of B horror movies and any movie that shows boobs, and I couldn't even ride this one through the finish line.
Jumpin' Jeezuz!...
azathothpwiggins31 July 2020
SORORITY HOUSE VAMPIRES simply must be seen to be bereaved!
A demon lord from hell arrives on Earth in his UFO. He's here to take over our beloved planet by...
Oh, who cares?!
This "film" must have been made by drunken college guys who convinced their girlfriends to take their clothes off. This is your basic, made-in-the-backyard home movie, with loads of female topless-ness and little else.
If enormous breasts banging around are your only plot concern, then this is a masterpiece! Otherwise, you'll want to steer clear of this toilet raft full of cinematic cancer...
A demon lord from hell arrives on Earth in his UFO. He's here to take over our beloved planet by...
Oh, who cares?!
This "film" must have been made by drunken college guys who convinced their girlfriends to take their clothes off. This is your basic, made-in-the-backyard home movie, with loads of female topless-ness and little else.
If enormous breasts banging around are your only plot concern, then this is a masterpiece! Otherwise, you'll want to steer clear of this toilet raft full of cinematic cancer...
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