You've Got Mail (1998)

Jean Stapleton: Birdie Conrad

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Quotes 

• Birdie Conrad : You are daring to imagine that you could have a different life. Oh, I know it doesn't feel like that. You feel like a big fat failure now. But you're not. You are marching into the unknown armed with...

  [pause] 

  Birdie Conrad : Nothing. Have a sandwich.

• Kathleen Kelly : Oh, Birdie, what am I going to do? What would Mom have done?

  Birdie Conrad : Well, let's ask her.

  [Birdie opens her locket, revealing a picture of Cecilia Kelly] 

  Birdie Conrad : Cecilia, what should we do?

  [holds the locket to her ear] 

  Kathleen Kelly : Birdie...

  Birdie Conrad : Shhh! She has no idea. But she thinks the window display looks lovely.

• Birdie Conrad : [reading from Frank's article in the Observer]  Save The Shop Around the Corner and you will save your soul.

• Birdie Conrad : If you need more, ask me, I'm very rich. I bought Intel at six.

• Birdie Conrad : What are you girls talking about?

  Christina Plutzker : Cybersex.

  Birdie Conrad : I tried to have cybersex once, but I kept getting a busy signal.