Cinderella (1997 TV Movie)
Jason Alexander: Lionel
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Quotes
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Lionel : If he wants to kill me, why doesn't he just run me over with his carriage and get it over with?
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Queen Constantina : So many beautiful girls! He'll meet someone tonight.
King : And if he doesn't?
Queen Constantina : This ball will never end!
Lionel : I don't think we ordered enough food.
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Lionel : You know, I honestly wish there was something between us.
Stepmother : Really?
Lionel : Yes. A continent.
[walks away]
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Lionel : Are there any other young women in the house?
Stepmother : [speaking in high-pitched voice] How young?
Lionel : Younger than you.
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Lionel : [singing and trying to count multiple ball decorations and dishes] His Royal Highness--200 orchids, 400 poppies, 600 roses, 800 lilies--Christopher Rupert--1,000 oranges, 2,000 plums-- Windermere Vladimir, Carl Alexander--raspberry, blueberry, strawberry, gooseberry--Francois Reginald, Lancelot Herman, son of Her Majesty Queen Constantina--chocolate, cheddar, and Charlotte, and Mazie-- son of His Caviar, King Maximillian-- Alfred Ladislaus, Leopold Sydney...
Ensemble : [speaking in unison] Sydney?
Lionel : SYDNEY!
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Lionel : Don't worry, Your Majesties, he'll meet someone tonight. I can feel it in my bones.
Queen Constantina : You'll feel it in your bones if he doesn't.
[hits Lionel while he's standing on the ladder]
Lionel : [screams as he falls off the ladder]
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Lionel : [singing] The prince is giving a ball. His Royal Highness Christopher Rupert son of Her Majesty Queen Constantina, Charlotte Ermintrude, Gwinyvere Maisie.
Stepmother : Maisie?
Lionel : [spoken, then sung] Maisie. Marguerite Anne is giving a ball.
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Queen Constantina : [chanting at first, then chanting] His Royal Highness, Christoper Rupert, Windimir Vladimir, Carl Alexander, Francois Reginald, Lancelot Herman.
Lionel : Herman?
Queen Constantina : [spoken, then chanted] Herman. Gregory James--he'll thank us for it later--is giving a ball!
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Stepmother : [seeing the glass slipper fitting on Cinderella's foot perfectly, then groaning as she pretends to faint] Nooo-o-o!
Lionel : Quiet, woman!