Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)
Michael McKean: Principal Potter
Quotes
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Miss Banks : That was Mrs. Tingle. She's sick with the flu. She sounded really bad.
Principal Potter : She hasn't been sick since - in fact, I don't think she's ever been sick.
Miss Banks : Do you think it's serious?
Principal Potter : God, I hope so.
[Both chuckle]
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Principal Potter : I was thinking...
Mrs. Tingle : No, don't do that Mr. Potter, we still prefer that bristling wind effect you have on us.
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Mrs. Tingle : Oh, by the way... happy birthday.
Principal Potter : It's not my birthday, Mrs Tingle.
Mrs. Tingle : No, not your natal birthday, the AA one. You've been sober, how long is it now?
Principal Potter : Four years.
Mrs. Tingle : There! I knew it was this week. Me and dates, you know, that's the curse of being a history teacher. Well congratulations, that's quite an accomplishment. Just think, not one sip of alcohol in over four years, that's almost... unbelievable
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Principal Potter : Mrs. Tingle, I have waited twenty years to tell you this. You're fired.
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Mrs. Tingle : I requested those materials some time ago.
Principal Potter : We don't have the money.
Mrs. Tingle : Mr. Potter, I'm sure if you take another look at that nasty budget, ingenuity will abound. So, thank you in advance.