Rob Lowe: Young Number Two
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Fat Bastard : [Eying Mini-me] Dr Evil. Let me make you a deal. You get the mojo, and you can keep your money. And I'll get your bay-bay.
[smacks lips]
Fat Bastard : I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs.
Young Number Two : Excuse me.
Fat Bastard : *Chili's* baby back ribs.
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Young Number Two : I received your memo from the future. Your new lair is up and running.
Dr. Evil : Is it a hollowed-out volcano like I asked for?
Young Number Two : Of course.
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Young Number Two : I have to speak to you about this Mini-Me.
Dr. Evil : He's not fitting in? Is he giving off too much of a creepy Oompa-Loompa vibe?
Young Number Two : No, it's just that... he bites.
[Dr. Evil looks to Mini-Me, who shrugs and nods]
Young Number Two : [showing his bandaged hand] He's a biter.
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Young Number Two : Dr. Evil, what are going to do about Powers?
Dr. Evil : Austin Powers is no longer a threat to me. I have his mojo.
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Young Number Two : Dr. Evil, what are our plans regarding Austin Powers?
Dr. Evil : Austin Powers? He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way, it's bad. I don't know animals. But I do know this: this time, it's personal. Kill him.
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Scott : What are you drawing?
Dr. Evil : [Mini-Me passes the drawing to him] It's just a goodbye card, that's all.
[giving it a glance]
Dr. Evil : It's sweet.
[he passes it to Number Two, who gives it to Scott; it's revealed to be a Hangman stick figure hanging from a gallows and the words "Die Scott" underneath]
Young Number Two : [restraining Scott as he leaps forward] Whoa, whoa, hey.
Fat Bastard : Get him! Get the baby!
Dr. Evil : Back off. Back off!
Young Number Two : Simmer down. Simmer down.
Dr. Evil : He's my posse.
