Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Michael York: Basil Exposition

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• Basil : Did we get Dr. Evil?

  Radar Operator : No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...

  Teacher : Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...

  Friendly Dad : Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?

  Friendly Son : Dad, what's that?

  Friendly Dad : I don't know, son, but it has great big...

  Peanut Vendor : Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...

  Peanut Vendor : Lord Almighty!

  Woman : That looks just like my husband's...

  Circus Barker : ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!

  Cyclops : RARRR.

  Cyclops : Hey, what's that? It looks like a...

  Fan : Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?

  Woody : Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!

  Fan : It's so huge.

  Woody : No, I've seen bigger. That's...

  Dr. Evil : Just a little prick.

• [Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside] 

  Austin : Cor! This coffee smells like shit!

  Basil : It is shit, Austin.

  Austin : Oh, good. Then it's not just me.

  [Drinks] 

  Austin : [Smacks lips]  It's a bit nutty.

• Austin : Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveled back to.

  [goes cross-eyed] 

  Austin : Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.

  Basil : I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.

  [to camera] 

  Basil : That goes for you all, too.

  Austin : Yes.

• Austin : [Answering a call after the Vanessa fembot explodes]  Hello Basil.

  Basil : Hello, Austin. How was your honeymoon?

  Austin : It turns out that Vanessa was a fembot.

  Basil : Yes. We knew all along, sadly.

  [Then, without pausing for a moment] 

  Basil : Anyway, I have a new assignment for you.

• Basil : Hello, Agent Shagwell. Where's Austin?

  Felicity Shagwell : I must have said something wrong, so he just left all of a sudden.

  Basil : Listen, Felicity, I don't want you getting too close to Austin. It's not meant to be.

  Felicity Shagwell : I don't get too close to anybody, Basil. My interest in this case is purely professional.

  Basil : Good. Then you won't mind tracking down Fat Bastard tonight.

  Felicity Shagwell : No problem.

  Basil : We need you to plant this homing device on him by any means necessary.

  Felicity Shagwell : No problem.

  Basil : Keep up the good work. Remember, by any means necessary.