Will Ferrell: Mustafa
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Quotes
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Austin : Who sent you?
Mustafa : You have to kill me.
Austin : Who sent you?
Mustafa : Kiss my ass, Powers!
Austin : Who sent you?
Mustafa : Dr. Evil.
Felicity Shagwell : [Surprised] That was easy.
Austin : That was easy.
Felicity Shagwell : Why did you tell us?
Mustafa : I can't stand to be asked the same question three times. It just irritates me.
Austin : Where's Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa : Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries.
Austin : Where's Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa : You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you.
Austin : Where's Dr. Evil hiding?
Mustafa : Damn, three times. He's hiding in his secret volcano lair.
Austin : Where's Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
Mustafa : [spits] I spit at that question.
Austin : Do I really have to ask you two more times?
Mustafa : Go to hell, Powers.
Austin : Fine. Where is Dr. Evil's secret volcano lair?
Mustafa : I will take it to the grave with me!
Felicity Shagwell : Ah ha! You have to answer. He asked you three times.
Mustafa : No no no! The second question was 'Do I really have to ask you two more times?'. So that would be the first question in a new line of questioning, and wouldn't count in the other line of questioning.
Austin : He's right.
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[last lines]
Mustafa : Hello, out there! Is the movie over? I'm still down here, and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh! The pain is really quite severe. I fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing!
[the splint snaps; Mustafa screams and hits the ground]
