Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Kristen Johnston: Ivana Humpalot

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Quotes 

• Ivana : Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

  Austin : I can guess, baby.

  Ivana : We play chess.

  Austin : I guessed wrong.

• Austin : Who are you, baby?

  Ivana : Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.

  Austin : Excuse me?

  Ivana : Ivana Humpalot.

  Austin : Well, I "vana" toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?

• Ivana : When did you get "The Clapper"?

  Austin : November, 1964, Dutch East Indies, shore leave.

• Austin : Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?

  Ivana : [gets up from the table]  No more games. Dr. Evil sent me here to kill you, but I find you so

  [pause] 

  Ivana : sexy! Just make love to me. Now, Austin Powervich! Hurry!

  [Austin rips his shirt open] 

  Ivana : Oh, you are hairy like animal!

  Austin : Grr, baby! Very grr!

  Ivana : Make love to me, monkey man!

• Ivana : Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

  Austin : I can guess, baby.

  Ivana : We play chess.

  Austin : I guessed wrong.