Jackson Beck: Bluto, Friday

Quotes 

• Friday : [on phone]  ey, boss! ey, boss!

  Bluto : [reading "Lovey Dovey Stories"]  Who is it?

  Friday : Awe you kidding, boss? Tha''s only the two of us on this island!

  Friday : Look, tha''s a waft on the h'izon!

  Bluto : A raft? Brin' me telescope!

  Friday : [gives Bluto a telescope]  a' it is.

• Bluto : [looking at Olive through a telescope]  Ah, mmm. Dem femme sure bowls me ovuh.

• Bluto : [There's two perfumes saying, "Night in Paris", "Morning in Brooklyn", but Bluto chooses another one]  Aye, dis scent will send huh.

  Bluto : [dusting with the perfume over his body]  Schlemiel numbuh fawhty nine.

• Popeye : Oh, boy, human inhabitants!

  Bluto : [ignoring Popeye offering Bluto's hand]  Welcome tuh de Island of Robinson Crusoe.

  Olive Oyl : [Bluto kisses Olive's right arm]  Mr. Crusoe, much you smooch so?

  [giggles] 

  Popeye : [cutting in the two]  Popeye is demandin' a shake.

  Popeye : [Bluto shakes his hand very strong, and drops him]  A real friendly handshake.

• Olive Oyl : Good, good, good, it's food, it's food!

  Bluto : [touching Olive's chin]  Oh, your eyes are like limpid pools of...

  Olive Oyl : [taking the lid off the one of the dishes]  Clam chowder!

  Bluto : [touching her chin again]  Oh, your lips are suhvt as...

  Olive Oyl : [taking the lid off the other one]  Liverwurst!

  Bluto : [getting closer to Olive]  Let's make wit' de kisses.

  Popeye : [cutting in the two again]  Wow, chow! Dis is some huntin' lodge.

  Bluto : Yuh like huntin'?

  Popeye : Well, uh...

  Bluto : Good.

  Bluto : [having Popeye a hunting cap, slingshot, insect net, binoculars, canteen, camping bag, basket, fishing rod, snowshoes]  Okay, runt. start de hunt.

  Bluto : [drives Popeye away and goes back to Olive]  Amawh l'amawh. It's yuh I adawh.

  Olive Oyl : Mr Cruesoe... Such highfalutin' language.

  Popeye : [from the outside]  Yoo-hoo! Mr Crusoe!

  [shows them many wild animals caught by him] 

• Bluto : [to the audience]  Dis phoney treasure map ought tuh get him.

  Bluto : [to Popeye holding a shovel]  Yeah, you're on de spot, alright. So keep diggin' and dig deep.

  Bluto : [Popeye starts shoveling and Bluto puts big rocks on him. Bluto comes back to Olive]  Ah, my little peach blossom. At last we are alone.

  Popeye : [breaking through the floor]  Gee, thanks fawh de tip, pal.

  [shows them a box filled with gold coins] 

  Bluto : [hits his face]  So yuh found de treasure.

  Bluto : [throwing Popeye in the box]  Well, find your way out of dis!

  [crushes the box and throws it away]