- [first lines]
- [Pvt. Snafu plays his radio loudly in a cramped army barracks]
- Soldier Studying Enemy Identification Chart: Pipe down! I'm trying to do some brain work.
- Soldier Reading Field Manual: How the hell do you expect a guy to study with all that racket going on?
- Pvt. Snafu: Study? Nuts! When I get at them Nazis, I ain't gonna clunk them over the head with no books. What you'll give them dopes is a belly full of lead!
- [last lines]
- [Snafuperman's disasterous exploits land him in the hospital]
- Technical Fairy First Class: Too bad. Poor Snafuperman. Is there anything I can do for ya?
- Pvt. Snafu: Yes... yes there is. I would appreciate it if you would GET ME A FIELD MANUAL!
- [Messerschmitts! A whole mess of Messerschmitts!]