Will & Grace (1998–2020)
Molly Shannon: Val Bassett
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Quotes
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[Val is making obscene positions in the elevator]
Will : Val? What are you doing?
Val : Oh, nothing, just a liitle something to the security camera. A liitle gift for the boys in the basement.
Jack : Shut up, I do the same thing.
Will : I hate to disappoint you both, bu that's not a security camera, that's a smoke detector.
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[Val has stolen Grace's music box, which plays "Hava Nagila", and claimed it is hers]
Will : How long have you had it?
Val : Oh, for, like, forever.
Will : Oh, what's it play?
Val : This old Irish song that I love.
Will : Sweet. Can I hear it?
Val : Sure.
[opens the music box, singing along]
Val : Gosh and begorra, gosh and begorra, gosh and begorra, my Irish eyes...
Grace : [shrieking] It's 'Hava Nagila'! It's not an Irish song! It's an ancient Hebrew song about... something Jewish!
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[during Jack 2001, Jack is singing and dancing to 'Arthur's Theme,' holding up pictures of the moon and New York City]
Jack : The best that you can do - cha cha cha - the best that you can do - Chaka Khan - is fall in love... two, three, four, off. Thank you. Thanks for stickin' round.
Val : Whoo! Yay! Oh, my God, Jack. That was the best show ever. It felt like you were singing only to me.
Jack : Well, for the last seven shows, I was.
Val : Look, I don't know what to say. I just - I really just wanna... officially thank you for coming into my life. It's just that, well, you're my world now.
Jack : Yeah, about that, um... see, the problem is I live here
[holds up the New York picture]
Jack : and I'm thinking you live waaaaaay up here.
[holds up the moon picture]
Jack : .
