Vengeance Unlimited (1998–1999)

Michael Madsen: Mr. Chapel

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Quotes 

• Chapel : You know that show, "Touched by an Angel"? Well, this ain't it.

• Chapel : What do I want? I want to go back in time and stop John from meeting Yoko.

• [Hauling out a bad guy rolled up in a carpet] 

  Bradford : Is there a guy in there?

  Chapel : Yeah. He sold me a bad rug. I was pretty mad about it.

• [repeated line] 

  Mr. Chapel : Oh my goodness.

• [repeated line] 

  Mr. Chapel : Anything is possible

• KC : You hate me, don't you?

  Chapel : No, but my love can take strange forms.

• KC : Where did you get a million dollars?

  Chapel : Paper route.

• [after hitting a guy with a Bible] 

  Chapel : Those Gideons make a very effective product, don't they? And they're free - what's up with that? What do they do, sneak into hotel rooms at night? Have you ever met a Gideon? I guess not.

• [after Chapel has successfully executed another elaborate scheme] 

  KC : Quick question.

  Chapel : Yeah?

  KC : Are you Satan?

  Chapel : No.

  KC : Just checking.

• [Looking through Chapel's fake ID's] 

  KC : IRS, phone company, sewer inspector... that's just to get the chicks, right?

  Chapel : Works every time.

• Chapel : If you try that again, I'll break every bone in your body, one per second. That's 206 seconds, maybe seven, give or take a bone.

• Schiller : Are you out of your freakin' mind?

  Chapel : Anything's possible.