Ghost World (2001)

Brian George: Sidewinder Boss

Quotes 

• [Doug comes into the Sidewinder convenience store without a shirt on] 

  Doug : What's up, Josh? Hey, give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime, sixteen hours.

  [Puts malt liquor bottle on the counter] 

  Doug : And nature's nectar. Wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerkies. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.

  [the store manager notices him] 

  Sidewinder Boss : Hey! Hey! You! How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service! Get the hell out of my store! What do you think this is, Club Med?

  Doug : It's America, dude. Learn the rules.

  Sidewinder Boss : Learn the rules? YOU learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy!

  Doug : You also invented homos.

  Sidewinder Boss : Fuck you!

  Doug : [with a mouthful of beef jerky]  You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first!

• [Enid and Seymour enter the Sidewinder to see Josh scooping some ice cream for a little girl] 

  Enid : Hi, Josh.

  Josh : Hi.

  Enid : Just stopping by to say "hi".

  Josh : Yeah.

  Enid : This is my friend, Seymour.

  [Josh turns round, recognizes Seymour from the diner and accidentally drops the ice cream. The little girl starts crying] 

  Enid : OK. Well, we'll see you later Josh.

  [Enid and Seymour exit] 

  Sidewinder Boss : Josh, what you goddamn doing? Clean up that fucking mess! Jesus!