Ghost World (2001)

Dave Sheridan: Doug

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Quotes 

• [Doug comes into the Sidewinder convenience store without a shirt on] 

  Doug : What's up, Josh? Hey, give me two packs of cigarettes today. Working overtime, sixteen hours.

  [Puts malt liquor bottle on the counter] 

  Doug : And nature's nectar. Wake-up juice. And give me six of these beef jerkies. I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll.

  [the store manager notices him] 

  Sidewinder Boss : Hey! Hey! You! How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service! Get the hell out of my store! What do you think this is, Club Med?

  Doug : It's America, dude. Learn the rules.

  Sidewinder Boss : Learn the rules? YOU learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy!

  Doug : You also invented homos.

  Sidewinder Boss : Fuck you!

  Doug : [with a mouthful of beef jerky]  You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first!

• Doug : Rock n' roll, baby! Freedom of speech!

• Doug : Hey, call the cops, man. Citizen's arrest.