Alice in Wonderland (1999 TV Movie)

Christopher Lloyd: White Knight

Quotes 

• Alice : You don't seem to have much riding practice.

  White Knight : What makes you say that?

  Alice : You keep falling off your horse.

  White Knight : I've had plenty of practice at that, plenty of practice.

• White Knight : Just be brave and always get back on your horse.

• White Knight : [to Alice]  You look worried. You're too young to worry. Look at me. I don't worry.

• White Knight : I see you're admiring my box. It's my own invention to keep sandwiches in. You see, I carry it upside-down so they don't get wet when it rains.

  Alice : But they can drop out. The lid is open.

  White Knight : So that''s what happened to my sandwiches.

• Alice : How can you keep talking when you're like this?

  White Knight : Like what?

  Alice : Head-downwards and body in the air.

  White Knight : What does it matter where my body happens to be? My mind goes on working just the same.

• White Knight : I hope you've got your hair fastened on tight.

  Alice : Only in the usual way.

  White Knight : Well, that's not good enough. The wind around here is as strong as soup around here.