Liberty Heights (1999)

Adrien Brody: Van Kurtzman

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Quotes 

• Dubbie the Blonde : Do you speak french?

  Van Kurtzman : No. Do you?

  Dubbie the Blonde : Yes. Not as well as my father's boyfriend. But then again, he is French.

• Ben Kurtzman : By the way, where's the jawbone of the ass?

  Ada Kurtzman : What?

  Ben Kurtzman : The jawbone of the ass, where is it?

  Grandma Rose : Is he crazy? What kind of talk is this?

  Van Kurtzman : [walks in]  Your ass does not have a jawbone.

  Ben Kurtzman : Well, Samson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of an ass!

  Ada Kurtzman : Not your ass, an animal!

  Ben Kurtzman : [shocked]  There's an animal called an "ass"?

  Grandma Rose : [frowning]  Such a mouth...

  Ben Kurtzman : Look, I loved 'Samson and Delilah'. I hope they bring that movie back.

  Ben Kurtzman : [impersonating]  "... and he slew *hundreds* with the jawbone of an ass!"

  Van Kurtzman : What, you believe this stuff?

  Ben Kurtzman : I don't know.

  Ada Kurtzman : What do you mean you don't know? It's in the Bible!

  Van Kurtzman : Oh, so that makes it true?

  Ada Kurtzman : It's the Bible! A story.

  Van Kurtzman : Yeah, a true story?