Liberty Heights (1999)

Richard Kline: Charlie, Nate's Assistant

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• Nate Kurtzman : The government doesn't know from shit. They integrate the golf courses in '51, and schools in '54. Where's their priorities?

  Louie : They integrated the cricket field in Clifton Park back in '50. Can't find a colored person who plays cricket.

  Pete, Nate's Assistant : I beg to differ. That was part of the separate but equal ruling. The coloreds could only play cricket on Tuesdays.

  Louie : You can't find a colored person who wants to play cricket on Tuesday, Wednesday, or Kiss-My-Tuchis-Day.

  Charlie, Nate's Assistant : For that matter, you can't find a white person who wants to play cricket. What is it with that game? It makes no sense. How many players do you need there? What do they use, a mallet or something?

  Pete, Nate's Assistant : Isn't that the one with the hoops?

  Charlie, Nate's Assistant : That's croquet.

  Louie : Nah, croquet is something you eat.

  Nate Kurtzman : Everything is something you eat.

  Louie : No, I saw it here on the menu.