Garfield in Paradise (1986 TV Short)

Gregg Berger: Pigeon, Odie

Quotes 

• [Odie has stowed away in Jon's suitcase] 

  Odie : Ta-da!

  Garfield : Well, this is just ducky.

  [Odie licks Garfield's face] 

  Garfield : One minute, I'm sitting happily at home minding my own business, next thing I know, I'm traveling third class with a fourth-class owner to a fifth-class motel to sleep with a *sixth*-class mutt.

• Pigeon : [volcano rumbles]  You want the five-seven? How swift? You for real or what?

  [volcano rumbles even louder as Pigeon hurries away] 

  Pigeon : [Pigeon rushes to Jon, Garfield, Owooda, Mai-Tai, and the Chief]  Da' volcano no like the wahine, he like the five-seven. He no get him swift, he gon' boda' everybody!

  Chief : I see.

  Jon Arbuckle : What did he say?

  Chief : Pigeon says the volcano doesn't want my daughter, it wants the car. If it can't have the car in about 30 seconds, it's gon' blow us all to pieces!

  Jon Arbuckle : [guilty]  There goes my damage deposit.

  Pigeon : [Pigeon runs to Monkey and Odie, who are still trying to fix the car]  Hey hey hey, you buggahs, make swift wit' da' wheels, da' volcano like the car mos koshi, or he gon' blow everybody out da' other side!

  Monkey : Well, that's just great. First off, I'm told that if I don't fix the car, I'm gonna lose my head. Now he tells me, that if I don't get the car started in 30 seconds, I'm gonna lose my life, too! We're out of time, Odie! Come on, let's give it our best shot!

• Jon Arbuckle : [lying on the diving board at first, then springing up, snapping his fingers]  Hey, wait a minute! We control our own destinies, don't we?

  Odie : Hm?

  Garfield : That's debatable.

  Jon Arbuckle : This is an island, right? There has to be some beach out there somewhere, right? We'll go rent a car, and drive until we find some fun in the sun! Right, guys?

  Garfield : Rrright!

  Odie : Right!

  Jon Arbuckle : [leaping a little on the diving board]  Then let's do it!

  [the diving board snaps off, and Jon falls into the empty pool with a crash] 

  Garfield : Right; we'll do it right after his bones knit!

• Lenny : [in Garfield's dream]  Ladies and gentlemen, direct from an engagement in Lost Wages, Nevada, put your paws together for Garfield Ho!