Garfield in Paradise (1986 TV Short)

Wolfman Jack: Chief

Quotes 

• Chief : I the High Rama Lama, and these here are the Ding Dongs.

• Jon Arbuckle : Chief, you're not gonna let Owooda jump in there, are you?

  Chief : Unless she sacrifices herself, the volcano will surely destroy us all.

  Jon Arbuckle : You mean, it appeases the gods or something?

  Chief : No, it plugs up the hole.

• Pigeon : [volcano rumbles]  You want the five-seven? How swift? You for real or what?

  [volcano rumbles even louder as Pigeon hurries away] 

  Pigeon : [Pigeon rushes to Jon, Garfield, Owooda, Mai-Tai, and the Chief]  Da' volcano no like the wahine, he like the five-seven. He no get him swift, he gon' boda' everybody!

  Chief : I see.

  Jon Arbuckle : What did he say?

  Chief : Pigeon says the volcano doesn't want my daughter, it wants the car. If it can't have the car in about 30 seconds, it's gon' blow us all to pieces!

  Jon Arbuckle : [guilty]  There goes my damage deposit.

  Pigeon : [Pigeon runs to Monkey and Odie, who are still trying to fix the car]  Hey hey hey, you buggahs, make swift wit' da' wheels, da' volcano like the car mos koshi, or he gon' blow everybody out da' other side!

  Monkey : Well, that's just great. First off, I'm told that if I don't fix the car, I'm gonna lose my head. Now he tells me, that if I don't get the car started in 30 seconds, I'm gonna lose my life, too! We're out of time, Odie! Come on, let's give it our best shot!

• Chief : Uh - hey, Monkey come over here... Hey, this car won't run; fix it!

  Monkey : [Monkey starts drumming on car hood and chanting]  Hm... Chicka-ba-mooka-mooka uh uh, chicka-ba-mooka-mooka uh uh, chicka-ba-mooka-mooka...

  Chief : [interuppting]  Ay! Ay! Raise the hood, Mango Brain!

  Monkey : [Monkey looks puzzled]  Oh, yeah...

• Jon Arbuckle : [as they watch the villagers worship their car]  Look, Garfield, I don't think they were worshiping us at all; they appear to be worshiping the car.

  Chief : Yep, that's what they're doing, all right.

• Chief : [as he and the rest of the tribe stand at the edge of the volcano after Monkey and Odie drive the car into it]  Aw, Monkey, you big lug, why'd you have to do that, you crazy galoot? You could've just shoved the car in.

  Garfield : So long, Odie. It's a shame it had to end this way. We didn't even get to say goodbye. Gonna miss ya, fella.

• Jon Arbuckle : You speak English?

  Chief : Well, we watch a lot of beach movies, you know.

  Jon Arbuckle : This is all very confusing.

• Jon Arbuckle : Are you trying to tell me the cruiser drove his car into the volcano to save your village?

  Chief : I'd like to think so.

  Jon Arbuckle : That's some story.

  Chief : Well, it gets better every time I tell it.

  Jon Arbuckle : Do you really believe that?

  Chief : If we didn't, we wouldn't have built that shrine over there.