Garfield in Paradise (1986 TV Short)

Julie Payne: Mai-Tai, Stewardess

Quotes 

• [a stewardess meets Jon and Garfield boarding the plane] 

  Stewardess : [to Jon]  Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. In what section are you traveling?

  Jon Arbuckle : [mumbling; almost incoherent]  Third class.

  Stewardess : What section, sir?

  Jon Arbuckle : [clears throat; whispering]  Third class.

  Stewardess : I can't hear you.

  Jon Arbuckle : [shouting]  Third class!

  Stewardess : Oh... you're seated at the rear of the plane with the rest of the slime!

  Jon Arbuckle : [dejected; sighs]  Thank you.

  [Jon and Garfield head down the aisle toward the back of the plane] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Why can't I get any respect, Garfield?

  Garfield : When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend.

• Stewardess : [as Garfield and Jon's plane takes off]  The captain has advised that the "fasten seat belt" sign be observed in case some slight air turbulence is encountered.

  Garfield : Whoever said, "Getting there is half the fun," should be drug out into the street and shot!

• Mai-Tai : Oh, hello, Garfield. Do you surf?

  Garfield : No.

  Mai-Tai : Well, do you dance?

  Garfield : No.

  Mai-Tai : Do you play volleyball?

  Garfield : No.

  Mai-Tai : Wha-well, then what do you do?

  Garfield : Oh, eating and sleeping holds a great deal of fascination for me.