Galaxy Quest (1999)

Jed Rees: Teb

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Quotes 

• [Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results] 

  Jason Nesmith : What? What was that?

  Alexander Dane : Uh, nothing.

  Jason Nesmith : I heard some squealing or something.

  Gwen DeMarco : Oh, no. Everything's fine.

  Teb : But the animal is inside out.

  Jason Nesmith : I heard that! It turned inside out?

  [the pig-lizard explodes] 

  Teb : And it exploded.

  Jason Nesmith : Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?

  Gwen DeMarco : [Flipping a bit of pig-lizard off her communicator]  Hold, please.

• Teb : [after Alexander and Quellek open the door to the barracks]  We're saved! He saved us! Commander Taggart has saved us!

  the Thermian crew in the barracks : [cheering together]  Hurrah! Commander Taggart!

  Sir Alexander Dane : It's just not fair.

• Teb : Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

  Sir Alexander Dane : [disgusted]  Just like mother used to make.

  Sir Alexander Dane : [Blood tick jump off his spoon and splashes down into the bowl of tentacles. Alexander puts his head in his hands and sighs]